DETROIT MAN WAKES UP FROM 12-YEAR-LONG COMA AFTER PROSTITUTEGAVE HIM BLOW JOB AND HIT OF CRACK COCAINE

by San Eli News
A Detroit man has made a miraculous recovery after being in a medically induced coma for the past twelve years.

Bimmel Knitter, 53, had been put in an artificial coma by Henry Ford Hospital staff after overdosing on heroin, crystal meth and crack cocaine three times in a single day twelve years ago.

Knitter said that he owed his miraculous recovery to his lifelong friend who came to visit him on his birthday and gave him several drugs while he was lying unconscious.

“Barry came to visit me on my birthday with a hooker and gave me a hit of crack cocaine which doctors say brought me back to life,” Bimmel Knitter told reporters.

Best friend Barry Johnson told a local news crew how he had been visiting his best friend each year on his birthday with a prostitute and several drugs to cheer up his bedridden friend.

“Every birthday for the past twelve years I bring in a hooker to give him a five-dollar blowjob, a hit of crack and put on some Black Sabbath to cheer him up and give him a reason to come back to life,” Johnson told reporters.

Although doctors believe the fellatio played no part in the man’s miraculous recovery, the drugs may have pushed his brain out of its comatic state.

“I would be extremely surprised that the fellatio helped the patient’s recovery but the drugs may have possibly activated some latent part of the brain,” explained Dr. Adam Lair of the Henry Ford Hospital.

A similar event occurred in an Ohio hospital in 2007 after a man came out of a three-year-long coma after his brother had given him ecstasy and made him smoke crystal meth.