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KIRKWOOD, Mo. – As a freshman at Kirkwood High School, Dajae Williams was mistakenly enrolled in an honors geometry class. The teacher who placed her there admitted it was an…

The story is almost too incredible to believe. A group of 16 young girls get pregnant by swinmming in a pool after a teenage boy “accidentally” ejaculates in the pool.…

Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally spilled more than 755 tons of unfiltered…

A Florida man is being hospitalized at St. Mary’s Medical Center after being partially emasculated from a severe shark bite. John H. Bishop, 48, was snorkeling off the coast of West…

A Colorado teenager continues to recover from severe injuries after she performed oral sex on seventeen men for her seventeenth birthday. Jennifer Swann was celebrating her seventeenth birthday with friends…

The famous drag queen, actor and recording artist Rupaul, claims that Donald Trump grabbed his ass and genitals during a party in 1995. In an exclusive interview with the Hollywood Inquirer,…

A former security guard in a Detroit laboratory has confessed to ejaculating in the sanitized tanks used to produce hydrating face cream on more than 500 occasions over the last three years.…

A teenage boy from Polk County in Missouri was transported to the hospital this afternoon after a sexual experience involving a kitchen blender went horribly wrong. 16-year old Brian Johnson was…

Charlotte, NC | A North Carolinian woman was brutally ejected from a ladies’ bathroom yesterday after nearby police officers were alerted by local citizens that a transgender was using a…

A New Jersey brother and sister have won the right to marry after a landmark ruling by the Supreme Court of the United States. In a 5-to-4 ruling, five judges…

Oakland, Tennessee | A man who got stucked inside a toilet in Kroger supermarket on Sunday evening certainly made the most of it as he devoured more $8,000 worth of…

An elderly man from Salta in Argentina claims that he’s the infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler and that he spent the last 70 years in hiding. In an interview with…