A San Francisco water chemist was found guilty yesterday of chemically altering San Francisco’s water supply.
Jeffrey Bain, 43, has been charged with endangering public health, safety or the environment in the second degree with the motive of “attempting to modify by chemical means the population’s sexual orientation.”
Bain was forced to admit in court he had lowered the thresholds for levels of pesticides and pheromones allowed in the city’s tap water by up to 4000% on his work shifts because he believed “they made people turn gay.”
“There is nothing wrong with being gay and if I can help our community thrive and be more numerous I think it makes the city more enjoyable for all,” he told an unimpressed judge.