A Minnesota man was arrested this week after concerned Rochester residents noticed a naked man running around their neighborhood.
Michael Manners, 37, was intercepted by Rochester police while under the influence of crack cocaine, crystal meth, and after possibly ingesting glass cleaner.
Manners was found naked, passed out, and unconscious when authorities arrived on the scene, but an eyewitness report claims the 4 feet 2 inches man had been assaulting various domestic animals and even a plastic garden gnome.
“I first thought there were two dogs having sex in my back yard but then I realized a midget was having sex with my garden gnome,” one local resident told reporters.